nenek lampir

(nabhila masuk dapur)

nenek lampir : duuuuh sibuk sibuk. (bolak balik kayak setrikaan, ngelap2 ga penting)

(nabhila nyingkirin lap di ATAS kompor)

nenek lampir : eeh eeh asal kamu nyingkirin lap
nabhila : ntar kebakar buu (lagian naro lap di atas kompor, catet : literally di atas tempat seharusnya keluarnya api)
nenek lampir : sok tau kamu blablablabla

kondisi : udah mulai gondok

(nabhila goreng ayam)

nenek lampir : eeeeh kenapa gosong siiih?
nabhila : saya emang seneng gosong bu
nenek lampir : jadi cewek ko ga bisa masak blablablablabla (suaranya ngedengung)

(nenek lampir keluar masuk dapur sok sibuk)

nenek lampir : aduuh sibuk sibuk. si tante (tante : yang punya kosan) masak ga bener asin semua masakannya. heran ya ga bisa masak apa.
nabhila : hmmmmmm

(nabhila kelar goreng ayam)

nabhila : bu, tempat minyak mana?
nenek lampir : aduh saya sibuk sibuk (masih sibuk mondar mandir ga jelas)
nabhila : yaudah dibuang aja minyaknya
nenek lampir : sembarangan kamu!! blablablabalablabla (ngedumel sambil nyari tempat minyak)

kondisi : udah hampir meledak

nenek lampir : nih! (nyodorin tempat minyak dengan kasar)
nabhila : (berhubung saya cintaaaaaaaa banget sama kriuk2 sisa gorengan jadinya ya saya saring minyaknya)
nenek lampir : (dengan sangat tidak beralasan) aaaah nuang minyak aja ga bisa!! (wajan beserta minyak diambil, dan dengan super sotoy kriuk2nya ga disaring)

kondisi : NGAMUK

nabhila : aaah ibu kan saya mau kriuk2nya!!
nenek lampir : ah kamu ga usah sok tau. diem aja!! nurut kalo orang tua ngomong!!
nabhila : (akhirnya ngamuk) DIMANANYA SOK TAU SIH??? INI MINYAK PUNYA SAYA. TERSERAH SAYA MAU DIAPAIN. GA USAH SIBUK SENDIRI DEEEH. REBEK SENDIRI!!! ORANG SAYA YANG MAU MAKAN KENPA IBU YANG SIBUK!!
nenek lampir : eh ko malah marah sama ibu sih??
nabhila : SOK SIBUK DASAR!!!

dan inilah yang kemudian dilakukan oleh seorang nabhila yang lagi ngamuk : ambil wajan ambil sisa2 masak bawa ke cucian belakang --> balik ke dapur ambil nasi ayam naik ke kamar di atas --> banting pintu kamar --> makan

sumpah yaaaa. nenek saya yang umurnya jauh lebih tua aja ga bawel kayak gini. dan makasih anda telah sukses bikin saya ga napsu makan!!



cerita di atas adalah hasil kesabaran berbulan2 mengahadapi nenek2 super bawel dengan hasil yang akhirnya sungguh sangat mudah diperkirakan. hal ini hanyalah sedikit dari beribu2 alasan yang akhirnya bikin anak2 kosan saya mulai males masak kalau ada si NENEK BANGKOTAN lagi sok sibuk di dapur.

bayangin yaaa. belom setahun saya disini, kosan saya udah ganti pembantu sampe 4 kali dengan jumlah pembantu yang tereliminasi sebanyak 8 orang. alesan semua keluar sama : RIBUT SAMA NENEK LAMPIR.

cukup bikin saya miris karena si tante pemilik kosan saya yang malang dan super baik harus sering stress gara2 si nenek suka sok sibuk dan ribut sendiri sampe ikutan stress juga nyari2 pembantu yang paling lama cuma tahan 3 bulan sama si nenek.

dan ini adalah pertama kalinya saya akhirnya ga tahan buat ga ngamuk. biasanya saya cuma bisa pasrah diem manggut2 nahan emosi, takut kualat sama orang tua,

kasus lain niiih,

nabhila : (merasa telah ngomong dengan super sopan) bu cucian saya kayaknya ada satu yang belom balik deh. baju yang lalalalallala
nenek lampir : ooh itu emang nih si goblok (merujuk ke pembantu yang dulu) kerjanya pacaran mulu

(nabhila nyari si mbak pembantu)

nabhila : teeh, baju aku ada yang belom balik satu deh kayaknya
teteh : oh iya yaa. yaudah deh ntar saya cariin. maaf ya teeh
nabhila : (demi apapun juga saya ga boong kalo saya dulun ngomong gini. tolong dicatet dan diinget dan saya tidak melebih ataupun mengurangi satu kata, karena saya masih inget dengan pasti seinget-ingetnya saya hidup) ooh ya udah teeh, yang penting ga ilang aja. ntar kalo udah ketemu masukin ke keranjang saya aja yaa. makasiih.

(seminggu tanpa kabar, dan saya ga pernah nanya lagi)

ribut ribut di bawah

tante yg punya kosan : nabhila ini bajunya ketemu. keselip di lemari tante. kamu jangan suka ribut-ribut yaaa. ga bakalan ada baju ilang kalo di kosan tante. kata ibu kamu ribut nanyain terus. si ibu juga ikutan ribut. pusing tante dengernya
nabhila : (bengong)
nenek lampir : tuuh kan ibu bilang juga ga bakalan bilang kalo di kosan sini mah
nabhila : (bengong)

ending kasus : nabhila bengong --> nabhila ambil baju --> nabhila masuk kamar --> nabhila bengong lagi kayak ayam ompong.


!@#!##@$#@^%#@$^@%$&^#$%%$!@#!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

berhubung si nenek suka bikin gosip ngaco. (yaaa bener dia emang nenek nenek yang suka gosip) dan saya belom nemu satu orang pun di kosan yang bebas gosip si nenek jadi bikin saya 100% yakin kalo bentar lagi saya akan menjadi trending topic twitteran pembantu besok pagi dengan kode : #nabhilasigabisamasak atau #nabhilayangsoktau atau #nabhilayangsukagadengerinorangtuakalongomong atau #nabhilasikurangajar atau #nabhilayangtadimalemberantemdidapursamaibu dengan source : NENEK LAMPIR

pick your choice! grrrrr

myshareena

yay! found it found it found it.

"Myshareena Rashida"

Myshareena (arabic) : pembawa kebahagiaan yang cantik
Rashida (arabic) : yang diberi petunjuk

ahahha. can't help!
i love searching for baby names and finally come up with this. while people have chocolate as their guilty pleasure, here i have this as my guilty pleasure. i have my own file listing from a to z and origin of baby names :p


related to all of the above, i finally post the Myshareena name at plurk. and here are some SINTING responses by juju and dindo. huahaha

juanisasays btw lo semua musti tau nama bokap gw yang sunda ituh

juanisasays Andi Britandi

nabhilasays ahahaha. bokap lo orang mana?

juanisasays kikikikik untuk lahirnya di britania hahahaha

nabhilasays mau dong nabhila alaskawati

juanisasays *untung

juanisasays hahaha juanisa indiani kikikik

bully bwahahahhahaha gw dienda cinasyari

nabhilasays lo lahir di mana ju? jakarta kaan?

juanisasays indiaaa

juanisasays di baghdad gw biil

juanisasays eh bego mau ngeboongin salah tempat

nabhilasays huahahahhaa dienda cinasyari juanisa indiani

juanisasays baghdad tuh kagak di india kan ya

bully nabhila kaironisa

bully

nabhilasays baghdad irak tauu

nabhilasays oh iyaaa. nama gw juga bisa di plesetin

juanisasays hai saya juanisa indiani kamu?

nabhilasays nama saya nabhila kaironisa, teman anda yang satu lagi siapa namanya ya?

bully saya dienda cinasyari salam kenal yaaaaaa

juanisasays kikikikik

bully

nabhilasays nama calon anak gw aja kalaaaaaaah

nabhilasays all hail dienda cinasyari juanisa indiani dan nabhila kaironisa

juanisasays kesian ga sih kalo ngasi nama anak yg lahirnya di thailand

juanisasays

nabhilasays thaiwati?

bully wakakakakakka ngakak parah gwwwwwww

nabhilasays ini gebelek nya maksimum

nabhilasays cari lagi cari yg bisa diplesetin lagii

juanisasays hahahahaha

juanisasays jessica tailalangbo

juanisasays itu keturunan batak sikit

bully nyahahahahhahha

juanisasays

nabhilasays huahaha kenapa tailalangbooo??

juanisasays lahir di thailand gituu trus ada batak nyoo

bully batak darimananya indiani??? wkwkwk

juanisasays itu langbo nyaa

nabhilasays tigor germanium batak lahir di jerman

juanisasays germanium tuh bahasa latin nya apa ya

bully

bully anjali sitompul *india batak

juanisasays hahahah sitompul beneran adaaa

nabhilasays buahahahhaha itu top abiiis

bully wkwkwkwk

nabhilasays eeeh nemu germanium itu unsur kimia yaah kan selain lahir di jerman si tigor ini juga pinter kimiaa

juanisasays eh gw mau nonton duluuu, saya tunggu respon dari kawankawan seantero dunia, salam nehi : Juanisa Indiani

bully hahah saya jg mw off dulu yaa.. xie xie for the laugh

nabhilasays wassalamualaikum handai taulanku.

nabhilasays

and we ended up having a little world conference, from india : ms juanisa indiani slash ms juanisa andiani from china : ms dienda cinasyari slash ms dienda citasyari from egypt : ms nabhila kaironisa slash ms nabhila chairunissa ps : for those who has the same name under jessica tailalangbo or anjali sitompul or tigor germanium or any similar one, from the bottom of our heart we truly apologize since we never meant any harm related to that. just a mere joke! cheers :))

volley and tailbone

i had my volley game this morning.
and we lost. :'((

but it's okay, since we had a very difficult time dealing with our mentality issue. not once we ever had any serious volley match (well except our supreee supreee captain). we actually never played any of this sport ever. and the fact that SITH is known as the most ultimate and undefeated volley team in our campus definitely makes us even more depressed. but again it's okay. looking back to the first time our team gathered, i feel so proud of us. we improved a lot. and that's what we should be grateful for. love you sitheads!! smooch smooch :*

by the way, we still have our chance of winning the next match and go to semifinal. go go go sitheads!! please cheer up :DD

and my tail bone still hurts a lot. uhuhu.
i felt like an old granny already ever since it hurt me. everyone's now calling me nini nabhila. (fine!!!!) it makes me hard to sit and makes me even harder to stand up from sitting. then the idea of me having osteoporosis keep haunting more and more. osteoposrosiiis. osteoporosiiis. osteoporosiisss. osteoporosiss. :'((

well, i had a biology test 2 weeks ago and there was one chapter studying about body movement stated that in biology we referred tailbone as a coccyx. and last week when it first hurt me, i kept saying "oooh, my coccyx is hurting me, my coccyx, my coccyx, uhuhuhuu" and once i was completely forgot the indonesian of coccyx. it cant be helped since im pretty sure that biology really is toxicating my brain. sos!!

well i felt like making a jelly now. off to kitchen. see you!

ps : im not touching mr cutnell up til now, and yesssss im planning on becoming a batman tonight. muahahaha

definitely curcol

just happened to pop-up the idea of writing and here i am!
well, it's been a while since i post my last notes then suddenly got a feeling of missing the thrill of 'curcol' in my own blog :p

and below is just some quick updates i wanna share :

i had my perwalian this morning. and again i was convinced on taking BIOLOGY as my major. hell yeah! all hail biology!!

AGAIN i was almost hitted and strucked by a crazy angkot driver. grrr

i finally got the JOMBLO video and totally loves the whole idea of the film itself

my HORMONES are driving me crazy

i was doing some ngungkep ayam and made my super fruit salad

tomorrow SITH will faced ftsl for a volley match (wish us a bunch of luck)

im currently using l'oreal elseve shampoo as it was a recommendation from my friend, and i was like oh-my-god-i-will-never-change-my-shampoo-ever-again

i was doing my own self-pampering to my face since i never really care about that and finally realized i was sooo sooo soooo *speechless*

never once i miss the feeling of missing my old folks

up till now my heart's not moving into touching MR CUTNELL and learn some of his writings about calculus since im facing my second calculus test next friday

i have an assignment due last thursday and postponing them up until now

i need a break from this routines and probably spending my time in the CARRIBEAN ISLAND. ahahha

i just bought a nice pack of crayons and drew some imaginary thoughts

seeing those poor and abandoned cats make me feel sick. wondering if those poor cats are mine back at home and simply couldn't resist the temptation of guilt

enough with the gloomy post,
i better cut this out. see you guys later!! :))

mmuaaaah